JK Rowling seems to exist in a fantasy world where Gordon Brown cares about something other than his own career, a leading psychologist said last night.
The Harry Potter author has given £1 million to the Labour Party so all children can go to school in a big magic castle and not have to live under the stairs with an owl.
But Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "She has clearly developed her own version of reality where the Labour Party is not a collection of dishonest, self-serving c*nts.
"In this fantasy universe perhaps Gordon Brown is a friendly old wizard with a pointy hat and a long, grey beard who runs the Ministry of Happy Children, whereas in our reality he's a jowly sociopath who treats people like shit.
"In Rowling's magic kingdom Professor Brown gives the kiddies an extra piece of magical chocolate and a job with the council when they grow up.
"Meanwhile, in our reality 2.9 million children are still living in poverty despite 10 years of paying magical child poverty co-ordinators.
"According to Rowling, David Cameron can only be defeated once Gordon Brown is dead, but then Brown will come back to life and Ed Balls will finally marry Nigella Lawson.Brubaker added: "I have no doubt that JK believes she will help all British children weave their own magical futures, but what she's actually doing is giving Harriet Harman a million pounds to dick about with your life."
The Daily Mash
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