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Showing posts with label Stimulus bill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stimulus bill. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Pelosi Open to Second Stimulus

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Tuesday she is open to introducing a second stimulus bill, but it's too early to determine the size of such a package and the timing on another major economic measure.



She must have had a huge orgasm from the first one and its about the only 'stimulus' that haggard old witch will get !

Thursday, March 05, 2009

Paul Wonders if Obama is Brainwashed

"I do not know whether they have brainwashed themselves or what?" said Paul to Bloomberg when asked to comment on the presidential decision to help the economy weather the crippling recession with a USD-787-billion stimulus plan.

"For a government that is totally broke, I can hardly see that these are reasonable requests to spend trillions and trillions of dollars," added the Republican representative from Texas.

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Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Cheops, Obama and Other Destroyers


"At this very moment, the President of the United States is announcing a New Age of Space to relieve unemployment. Billions of dollars are going to be spent on unmanned space ships, just to make work. The opening episode in this New Age of Space will be the firing of The Whale next Tuesday. The Whale ... will be loaded with organ-grinder monkeys, and will be fired in the general direction of Mars."

from The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut

Well, why not?
If the secret to prosperity is simply to permit the government to spend money it doesn't have in any quantity our rulers can imagine, why shouldn't they commission the construction of a huge fleet of spacecraft to be filled with organ-grinder monkeys and dispatched into the void

Or why not emulate the ancient Egyptians under the tyrant Cheops by commissioning an immense mausoleum to stand in eternal testimony of our bold and visionary ruler, Pharaoh Obama the First?

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