A Tory MP was held at gunpoint and forced to swallow handfuls of coffee whitener by Columbian soldiers who thought he was smuggling cocaine, he revealed today.
Michael Fabricant, MP for Lichfield and Burntwood in Staffordshire, was trekking in the jungle when he was stopped by soldiers carrying M16 rifles and forced to empty his bag.
When the soldiers discovered a box containing a mysterious white powder they made the terrified MP swallow handfuls of it to prove that it was not cocaine.
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Although there isn't a lot of difference between a Tory MP and a Columbian drug smuggler maybe next tme he is in the House of Commons Voting on Big Brother or civil liberty issues he will think back and remember what it was like.
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Probably the nearest the guy has ever come to reality in his life, I would think.
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