Featurette before the main featureINCOMPETENT GOBSHITESThe Symbolic Allegory of a Dot.A long, long time ago in a place called OZ downunder in a town named SUNSHINE, was born one DOT and his twin brother SPOT, one year after that Elvis had swung a pelvis.Dot and Spot may of had the surname WHITE as inLIGHT but before daddy married his pregnant bride, the mummy of Dot and Spot, he changed from a White to his daddies biological surname HARPER as in player of the HARP, with a plucking sound discribed and depicted as a heavenly instrument in certain fables.As a child growing up Dot began to feel strangely odd in the world of OZ but that really wasn't much of a worry cause Dot didn't know what this thing called sexuality was, he didn't even know what that word was too, just that there were people called girls and people called boys....what was sexuality??As Dot got older then that word and the feeling within became more apparent, it was a monster of a thing as other people called itfrightening names when they too had learnt of the dreaded ghostly monster which spooked and scared them silly.They bravely attacked this monster in a huff of hate to chase it back into its cave if they happened to see anything that looked like it, as if it were Puff the Magic Dragon, but it wasn't really it was just other people not allowed to live freely on the lands mindscapes within the fairytale world. Nowhere to be seen among the streets this despised monster was, only hidden in closets with exceptions on the TV screen. Looked down upon with laughter and mocked like the forgotten Puff in sorrow ended up at, down on Cherry Lane.Beneath Dot lived that monster on the TV screen...yet Dot wasn't like that he quietly said to himself, for this image he didn't adhere to...this dominating absurd stereotypical TV comedy of a dream.Dot intuitively glimpsed his future in the teenage years upon yellow brick roads ahead.He knew of the doors that would remain unopened and indeed they did as planned all along, on an invisible blueprint of a map up yonder to be found, a set time in accord to be read.lt was a scary world outside there that caused Dot a with painful SHYNESS to timidly and cautiously close door and retreat within.ln there Shyness met with the extreme companyof FEAR and both pests set up home togetherin Dots joint within.Dot was different to the world he veiwed mentally and visually inside and out, yet no one ever noticed for he kept it well hidden under a blanket lulled to sleep.The 2 pests followed him wherever Dot went throughout life it was a sensitive thing.However Dot sensed another thing also deepwithin in the back of his mind....lm here for something??Why do l feel this subconscious ring But what is it he would wonder foreverpaddling upsteaming, just getting nowhere it seemed. lts funny though Dot was never a sexually driven being he just steered his ship differently like an inbetween.Still he was haunted with the cycles of depression in self worth and loathings, yet he managed to control these choppy days with the rhythmic waves of the musics vibe, that helped him get over that swim. "Why am l here then?..there must be a reason why?..l can't be here for nothing"...Would always surface from within a yellow submarine. To be continued, play the main feature nowof oddbods.
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